Despite our desire to keep our alliances neutral, we give props to the folks who represent the Star Garrison of the 501st Legion: Vader's Fist.  While we believe they are actually spying on our potentially rebellious activities, they have been gracious enough to send representatives to our Live Comedy Shows to provide volunteer security services.

Check out their site to see what other community service projects they are involved in. http://www.stargarrison.com


Steve Awesome found himself at gunpoint after purporting that the masculinity of storm troopers was in question after the historic defeat at Endor.  Steve's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable.

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Check out our newest friends from the Scarborough Renaissance Festival in Waxahachie, TX. Performers include:
Rob Williams - from the Flaming Idiots
Darren Collins
Queen Anne's Lace

And here is a handy link to Scarborough right here!

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It isn't counterintuitive that we like girls.  Especially girls who geek out on sporting violence that isn't covered on espn.  We like our ladies like we like our coffee:  Strong, sometimes bitter, from Venezuela whenever possible, but always hot, fresh out of the blender and without a filter.  It's the gritty girls of the Assasination City Roller Derby of Dallas.

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